A MAN WENT ON VACATION TO TEXAS...

A man went on vacation to
Texas. He went into a diner and
ordered an orange juice and a
steak. The waitress brough a
pitcher of orange juice and the
man's jaw dropped. The farmer
said, "Pardon me, I ordered a
glass of orange juice not a whole
pitcher." The waitress simply
said, "Sir, this is Texas. Every
thing is bigger." So when the
waitress brought the steak the
farmer said, "Excuse me, I
ordered a steak not the whole
cow!" Again the waitress said,
"This is Texas every thing is
bigger." After he finished he had
to go to the bathroom so he
asked the waitress were it was.
She told him it was down the hall
first door to the left. Just as he
walked through the men's room
door he fell into a deep pool and
screamed, "HELP, HELP! DON'T
FLUSH!"